"Holy sheetle, I remember me good on the time when I grounded a new department of the Young Union in my home city Ditzingen in the seventy years." Von Oettinger-Ghostwriter Thomas Stillbauer
Holy sheetle, I remember me good on the time when I grounded a new department of the Young Union in my home city Ditzingen in the seventy years. People knew not then, that we can everything except high german. But we learned it them quick.
To make me more well known, I said to Helmut Kohl, he should step back from the chancellor office in 1988. Today I know no more why. But it was me serious.
I want always the best for my home land. That’s also the ground why I wanted to prohibit motorwheel cycling in Germany one year after I wanted to prohibit Helmut Kohl. It’s easily too dangerous. You can fall on the street and break you something, and then is the screaming again big. It’s much better to make nonsense like drinking alkohol on four wheels than on two. When you already have to make nonsense at all.
I always say: Stay better at home, when you have to make nonsense. Or drive at least with public traffic middles, and when it gives them not, then drive hold on four wheels. But never on two. I am meanwhile of the opinion, that motorwheel cycling is not so dangerous as I found it 1989 as a Young Union countrypresident of Baden-Württemberg. But let’s make us nothing before: It is still dangerous, even when I am nowadays a ministerpresident and will be a Uwopp, ähm, Europe commissioner soon.
I’m looking four words for that.
Thank you much my woman and man.
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